Friday 20 March 2020

The Buffoon in the Bully (Johnson and Cummings)


There was a programme on TV, a couple of nights ago, about a guy called Dominic Cummings. If the programme was to be believed, then this is a guy who had a fairly lengthy history of either being chucked out of or walking away from a whole series of attempts to get into a position of influence in British politics. That, in and of itself, wouldn't be anything new or worrying. However, this is a guy who comes across as not only wanting control, but out of control. There are accounts of physical bullying and the like. Blow the froth off and you have a description that psychologists would most probably recognise as psychopathic! Politics has a habit of attracting those people who are, by their very nature, least suited to hold public office (although there are some notable exceptions to this (dangerous politicians with a grasp of something called integrity).

There is just one current problem about Mr Cummings' love affair with politics, he seems to be the chief adviser to Boris Johnson. Let's face it, Boris doesn't come across as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Most politicians would have taken the opportunity of polishing up their oratory skills, but perhaps Boris thinks that beginning the same sentence two or three times and stammering make him seem more endearing. Sort of the lovable idiot kind of image!

Political advisers are nothing new, neither have they been absent during various crises (Peter Mandelson and Alistair Campbell were shadowy figures at the back of Tony Blair, during the Gulf War… remember the total absence of weapons of mass destruction and the cover-up that is the record-sized Chilcott report)! However, it does seem as though we've got an idiot being utilised by a psychopath during a global pandemic. An opportunity to break the rules, mess around with legislation and generally do whatever you like that is a perfect gift to somebody who has always wanted to be a supreme control freak!

We are now conditioned to accept daily briefings, courtesy of our TV set! You've probably noticed how things are being closed down left right and centre and yet there is no government money (to speak of) being pumped into the situation to keep the economy from collapsing. Watch this space, taxes are about to go up, but this won't be reckoned into any inflation index.

It's not exactly a closely guarded secret that the National Health Service has been haemorrhaging staff, in recent times. These are not people that are just simply retiring. My local GP has been quietly making arrangements to retire early and it's because he's now more of an administrator than a doctor. This wasn't what he signed up for! Now the government wants to entice nurses and doctors, who have left the service, into coming back. This will include a whole raft of people who probably breathed a sigh of relief when they finally got out of the NHS. Ever since Margaret Thatcher, our national health services had far too many managers and the biggest casualties have been patients. I had a stay in hospital, last year, and I was treated appallingly. I was given a lot of painkilling drugs, that were guaranteed to cause constipation and not a laxative or an enema to be seen, even though I kept on asking for them. I was the blind guy in the corner and I could be ignored!

It's possible that Mr Cummings didn't figure on being the power behind the throne during a national/international crisis and it's likely that his ability to bully people will only carry him so far. If nothing else, people distance themselves from bullies and this does seem to have happened to Mr Cummings on a number of occasions. Bullies usually have something of a fragile personality! Maybe Dominic Cummings will go mad, crash out and be fed on a diet of largactil in a private psychiatric hospital, in leafy suburbia. In the meantime we do seem to be edging our way in the direction of martial law, perhaps freedom of speech will be another casualty, quite soon!



So, what's to be done. Could there possibly be a way out of this situation that we are heading inexorably towards? Do we need a buffoon being run by a bully, in charge of the country? My guess would be that this wouldn't be the finest combination! Any dissenting voices in the Cabinet could be given a good kicking, after all! It's not legally possible to get crowd Funding together to finance a hit. But I suppose it's just possible that something like it could be arranged, unofficially! I don't have the connections to set up anything like this, but you can bet that somebody does.